were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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