she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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