I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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