So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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