so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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