I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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