Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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