I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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