If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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