we have pet lesbian snakes
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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