we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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