i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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