dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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