He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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