Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
