I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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