Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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