Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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