He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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