i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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