Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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