i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
