nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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