Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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