I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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