I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it because I queefed?
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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