I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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