do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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