just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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