Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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