Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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