so let's talk penis.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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