There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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