I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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