i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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