Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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