have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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