Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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