Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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