don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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