You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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