so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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