we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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