ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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