im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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