so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
