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• (805): View more from California

  talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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• (917): View more from New York City

  what time did you get home last night?

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  SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

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  He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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• (904): View more from Florida

  5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.

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• (714): View more from California

  I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.

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  And vodka?

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  And vodka.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.

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• (916): View more from California

  Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!

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