talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!