but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
