Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
