no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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