To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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