let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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