Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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