I didn't shave. On purpose
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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