No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
