you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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