I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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