i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We have started to decorate penises.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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