ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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